Post by El Bruc on May 8, 2007 16:04:58 GMT -5
Charter of the Margrave Fan Club (MFC)
Purpose
The purpose of the MFC is to help ensure the safety of all on Planet Bob by keeping Margrave distracted from any actual events.
Rights and Responsibilities
1. Membership in the MFC confers no rights whatsoever.
2. Membership in the MFC confers no responsibilities whatsoever.
3. The MFC is not an alliance.
4. Even though the MFC is not an alliance, and does not have "Order" in its name, it is to be assumed that any reference made by anyone to "The Orders" includes the MFC.
Membership
1. Membership in the MFC is open to all those who wish to pump up Margrave's ego until he explodes, all those those who sincerely wish he would get professional help, and all those who would like to see him go under a bus.
2. Membership in the MFC may be conferred (or "inflicted") upon anyone by Margrave or any government official of the MFC, whether they want to be a member or not.
3. Every member of the MFC remains a member for life, whether they want to be or not.
4. Margrave is not a member of the MFC.
Government
1. The MFC will hold regular elections to determine just how great and/or lame Margrave is.
2. Margrave or any government official of the MFC may appoint any other individual into any government position of the MFC that they make up at any time, whether that individual wants to serve or not.
3. Every government official of the MFC serves for life, whether they want to or not.
4. Margrave is Margrave. No one else is Margrave.
War
1. Our chief weapons are logic bombs and witticisms.
2. Our chief weapons are logic bombs, witticisms and overinflated ego.
3. Our chief weapons are logic bombs, witticisms, overinflated ego, and self-deprecating humor.
4. Amongst our chief weapons are logic bombs, witticisms, overinflated ego, self-deprecating humor, and Monty Python references.
Revision
1. This charter may not be voided, because it says so. Any attempts to void the charter fail by default. Dibs, no get-backs.
2. This charter may not be amended.
3. This charter has never been amended, regardless of any apparent evidence to the contrary.
If you have to ask:
1. Your chain.
2. It is being yanked.
3. Duh.
Purpose
The purpose of the MFC is to help ensure the safety of all on Planet Bob by keeping Margrave distracted from any actual events.
Rights and Responsibilities
1. Membership in the MFC confers no rights whatsoever.
2. Membership in the MFC confers no responsibilities whatsoever.
3. The MFC is not an alliance.
4. Even though the MFC is not an alliance, and does not have "Order" in its name, it is to be assumed that any reference made by anyone to "The Orders" includes the MFC.
Membership
1. Membership in the MFC is open to all those who wish to pump up Margrave's ego until he explodes, all those those who sincerely wish he would get professional help, and all those who would like to see him go under a bus.
2. Membership in the MFC may be conferred (or "inflicted") upon anyone by Margrave or any government official of the MFC, whether they want to be a member or not.
3. Every member of the MFC remains a member for life, whether they want to be or not.
4. Margrave is not a member of the MFC.
Government
1. The MFC will hold regular elections to determine just how great and/or lame Margrave is.
2. Margrave or any government official of the MFC may appoint any other individual into any government position of the MFC that they make up at any time, whether that individual wants to serve or not.
3. Every government official of the MFC serves for life, whether they want to or not.
4. Margrave is Margrave. No one else is Margrave.
War
1. Our chief weapons are logic bombs and witticisms.
2. Our chief weapons are logic bombs, witticisms and overinflated ego.
3. Our chief weapons are logic bombs, witticisms, overinflated ego, and self-deprecating humor.
4. Amongst our chief weapons are logic bombs, witticisms, overinflated ego, self-deprecating humor, and Monty Python references.
Revision
1. This charter may not be voided, because it says so. Any attempts to void the charter fail by default. Dibs, no get-backs.
2. This charter may not be amended.
3. This charter has never been amended, regardless of any apparent evidence to the contrary.
If you have to ask:
1. Your chain.
2. It is being yanked.
3. Duh.
Posted at CN Forums here.
